Who we are
Trust me, you don’t want to know. Very very boring… we don’t party with Cardi.
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor?s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.
An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. I could go on but I don’t really give a shit.
If you upload images to the website, you should definitely upload images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website WILL totally NOT download and extract any location data from images on the website. You can trust me.
Don’t worry, I have your info.
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Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.) blah blah blah
Oh Johnny boy..
Who we share your data with
Oh, nobody in particular. The server is in the U.S.A. so just Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Twitter, every large corporate database in the country, the NSA, FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, and whoever else controls the internet… no worries.
How long we retain your data
The real questions is, what data do you have that’s so bad you need to hide it? *Hehehe* see what I just did there.
What rights you have over your data
Where we send your data
Way too much to type and let’s be honest, with enough money, it doesn’t matter but just to make me giggle..
Your contact information
How we protect your data
What data breach procedures we have in place
Step 1: Freak out
Step 2: Smoke joint
Step 3: Tweet that I have everything under control
Step 4: Do absolutely nothing and hope everyone forgets by next week
Step 5: Sell company to Microsoft
What third parties we receive data from
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data
Automation is for noobs and pussies. Hard, illogical, and unproductive labor is the only right choice!
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements
Let me see.. oh wait that’s right, we’re in America 🇺🇸