I believe I can flyyyyyy I believe I cannn [***DIALOG***DOES_NOT_COMPUTE_PLEASE_INSERT_GIRDER./]
Mmm outdated everything, thousands of vulnerabilities, no support, and an unlimited amount malware. EXACTLY WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED （=´∇｀=）
I think you guys are starting to get the point. Or not…
They’re gonna be so mad at me.. but hey it’s like free advertisement right? No? Well FUCK YOU then! Crack: Keys:
What ever happened to the good ‘ole days, when a computer was just for searching and porn.. mostly porn. Now we’ve got Cortana, the NSA, PRISM. Ahh it’s just too much. Fuck “cloud” activation..
Whelp I figure someone out there is stupid enough to still use it.
Ohh Windows, how I love you. Siri doesn’t have to know about us. And even if that Cortana bitch tries to ruin it for us I know you can’t help it.
Don’t shoot the messenger..
Lalalalala I’m just gonna put this link here. Whatever you guys do after that is on you mwaha